After managing to escape the lift the train was waiting on the platform but luckily we managed to make this one with almost as many seconds to spare as the train coming up.
After lulling the rest of the train into a false sense of security it was time for Court! With some rather nasty drinks for fines it was the final leg and we were soon pulling into London for the final trip home.
There were numerous crimes committed again this year - as always WGOTSOT but a range of crimes are displayed on this page.
- showing too much flesh
- random dancing
- bringing random men to the curryhouse
- taking a packed lunch on tour
- spitting in the fish
- showing off too much underwear
- being late for the match
- earning a gold star
- giving music lessons on the train
- taking card from cashpoint machine and then walking off without taking the money
- napping in the changing rooms
- random falling over
- sleeping in the curry house
- attacking fellow team mate with pepper
- too much playing of the recorder
- thinking Bangor was in France
- not knowing that Welsh people had their own language
- being spiderwoman
- making your own salad dressing to take on the train
- loss of reasons to go to heaven
- being mistaken for a ticket tout
- late to meeting places
- waking up room early with phone
- paying for 2 nights accomodation and not using either of them
- loss of shower caps
- Tourist - seeing the Castle
- Getting £3 for playing a London's Burning duet
- saying "I want to go to a bar where there are young men!"
- loss of GOD's
- earning golden wrist bands
- exchanging original tic-tacs for others
- texting boyfriend excessively during tour
- pulling and deserting team mates
- thinking that a group of obviously irish men were Welsh
- almost making the team miss the train to Cardiff
- early eating of tic-tacs
- being in bed at 10pm on the first night
- for posing as a russian with a pimp coat
- being first home after chundering at 8pm on the first night
- being grumpy on tour
- losing pyjamas after putting them out tidily on the bed before going out
- Ending up in Newport
And remember - never sleep on tour! Especially if you're trying to keep your hair nice for when you get back home...
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